A cat died and went to Heaven. God greeted the cat and said, "You've been a great asset to the world. You've lead a great life. What can I do to make your after life better? The cat thought about his life for a moment and then said, "Well, my owners were wonderful people but they lived a very simple life and so I had to sleep on a hard wooden floor. I'd like to be more comfortable." From the sky a pillow dropped. God said, "Here is a pillow for you to rest on when you are tired."

A few weeks later a group of mice died and went to Heaven. God greeted them and said, "You've all lead really good lives. How can I make your afterlife better?" The mice thought about and said, "Well, we've been chased all of our lives. We've been chased by cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. We'd like some roller blades." Out of the sky dropped roller blades. The mice all looked really grateful.

Another few weeks later God was walking around Heaven. He came across the cat resting on the pillow. He said, "So how is Heaven treating you. You seem comfortable." The cat smiled up at God and said, "Yes, you've been very nice and I really appreciated the gift of the meals on wheels."